Saturday is here again!!

Its another Saturday~~~Today is a big day for 1 of my colleague coz today is the solemnisation of her marriage,omg she must be feeling pretty nervous...she has been with her boyfriend for almost 10 years,WOW tats long. How many relationships nowadays can last tat long? Hope they can stay together forever,best wishes to u!!! Recently there has been a spate of exhibitions, Comex 2007, Army Open house at pasir lebar camp, Chinese garden lantern festival. But what i am puzzled about is why they had to schedule the Army open house on the same date as Comex 2007? The guy who scheduled the date for the Army open house should be shot in the head n if he survives....SHOOT HIM AGAIN!!! Seriously tat guy muz either be a Mountain Tortoise,Gay or he has something against singaporeans contributing to the economy, hello!!! Earth to Mr Army open house planner!! Comex 2007 vs Army Open house!! Or to put it simply, hot BABES in SEXY clothes vs GUYS in SMELLY army uniform!! Note tat i emphasize the key words WAHAHA. The truth is babes always win, coz guys will always wanna see gers in sexy clothes,just look at the sales of magazines like FHM,MAXIM etc. Bad planning Mr Army Open House Planner. Hmm recently i realised i have been demeaning myself, clamouring after something tat might not be possible, u dun always get what u wan i guess. Its not like if u wan it badly enough u will definitely get it, makes me feel cheap OMG what have i been doing!!! But its okay, everybody makes mistakes, so i have decided to put an end to this, since its not possible den shun qi zhi ran ba, if it comes fine, if it doesn't i just move on. If she`s waiting for something to come her way den good for her, wish her all the best den. No grudges held. LOL Time to go prepare to be the cameraman again!! Gonna take some pics for my friend`s solemnisation!! Wish me luck!!

Bad day~~~

Sometimes u have good days,sometimes u have bad days n today was a bad day for me...Incident 1:Today on my way home on the MRT, as it was quite crowded i decided to stand near one of the poles,den at raffles place a fatso (No i dun have anything against fat ppl) walked into the train n somehow,with his pig brain,he decided to squeeze into the space beside me..ok i was fine with it UNTIL he decided to put on his earphones.......btw tat guy is a malay (And no i am not racist,if tats what u are thinking) n for some reason unknown to mankind he started shaking his body......WTF,does he tink he`s in a freaking malay drama? Or maybe once he put on his freaking earphones he will be teleported to another world? Or maybe he likes pole dancing? Hell i duno if anyone will even wanna see him perform pole dancing,i noe i will be the first one to puke if i see him doing tat.... Anyway tis fatso kept knocking into me,i was so freaking pissed off tat i felt like slapping him!! Bt luckily for him he moved away after a while,maybe its becoz i was staring at him with my dagger eyes lol. Incident 2:I went to the macdonalds at pioneer mall to get my dinner,upon entering the fast food restaurant i noticed there was only 2 counters,at 1 counter was a long queue and the other counter was empty so i went to the empty counter n said in a very polite manner 'Can i have a mcwings meal pls?' N she gave me a sorry-i-dun-understand-you-look n said 'huh? wat u wan?'
At first i thought she couldn`t hear mi properly bt omg she looks like a 20 year old!!! NT A FREAKING 200 YEAR OLD WITCH!! So i repeated myself and i added a 'Take away pls thank you' N to my horror she said 'huh? Wat is mcwings?' OMFG!!! IS SHE A !@#$% MORON!! And in my desperation i said 'Mcwings,u know? Mcccccccwiiiiiiiiinnnnnngsssss..' N i pointed to the picture n finally her pig brain managed to understand me..HELLO MACDONALDS!!! IS THIS HW U TRAIN YOUR NEW STAFF??? Oh pls god......save me from these MORONS!!! Bt its ok,since i am such a forgiving person....my wish for this year`s christmas will be to give these ppl some brains n hopefully spare them from their stupidity. Amen

Happy Sunday

Sunday...its a day some ppl like to spend slacking at home, bt nt all ppl like to do tat,like a fren of mine who ask me out to the movies today n she actually had the cheek to ask me to meet her at yishun!! Bt ok la since she`s a ger i give in to her loh,anyway the movie we watched was 881,the movie is directed by Royston Tan n its abt the local getai scene. Apparently he felt that its a unique culture of singapore so he decided to make a movie abt it,come to tink of it.....he`s right!! Unique cultures of singapore......why didn`t i tink of tat,if nt i would be a director too wahahaha. Other unique cultures of singapore include rushing into the MRT as soon as the doors open,the ah bengs n ah lians themselves are a unique culture,have u ever seen them tok? OMG when they tok they need to point here point there n they tok as if either 1:wan everyone to hear their conversation, 2:have a microphone in their throat (maybe its a requirement to qualify as an ah beng) for their sakes i seriously hope its No1, coz i really can`t imagine shoving a microphone in to my mouth, anyway back to the movie outing today,so after the movie we went for dinner n she told me abt tis place called Bottle tree park....anyone heard of it? The first thing i tot of when she told me the name was 'wat a dumb name for a park' Seriously i heard of birdpark,larbador park,carpark bt bottle tree park? The person who named it muz have a seriously low IQ or running out of ideas,since the park is located at khatib why couldn`t he juz name it khatib park? Ok so i went to tis bottle tree park with her n it was actually quite a nice place,there`s a seafood restaurant beside this huge lake and 2 small ponds for ppl to fish for prawns n catch small fishes,den suddenly my fren started to tok funny,asking me if i wanna fish for water? HELLO!! Who the hell would go water fishing?? Den again there`s no fish involved so i guess u can`t call it fishing,lemme see...fish+catching fish=fishing so water+catching water=watering? QUESTION MARK LOL Anyway its quite a nice place,highly recommanded for couples coz there are chairs all around the lake so juz pick a spot and do watever u wanna hehehehe. Btw 881 is a funny,amazing,ridiculous,touching show. F.A.R.T get it? Go watch it,u won`t regret it. Ok tats all for sunday gdnite!!!

Looong time no see!!

Wassup boys n gers!!! Its been a loooooong time since i updated my blog,so since i am so free on this saturday afternoon i shall update a bit on what`s been going on in my life....this post is dedicated to the ppl who miss my blog entries (bingrong,weibin,kelvin n JY u noe who u are~~) HAHAHA I have a feeling this is going to be a great entry. I have been working at the singapore government staff credit co-op society for the past 8 mths nw,n its been really good i learned a lot of things n my sch is gonna start on 27 Aug, OMG i am so excited LOL. Den recently i got to noe a ger.....hmmm hw shld i say this? She`s a very funny character, very easygoing,.....hmmm ok la quite an interesting character haha. All of u muz be wondering hw i got to noe her, it started a long long time ago.....on a dunno wat day at dunno wat time......er anyway this ger msged mi in friendster,she was asking me hw come i am so pro in photo taking so i gave her an honest answer,right from my heart! And she realised it was too chim for her so end of story rite? NoOoOoO nt for her,she decided to msg me again so we chit chat a bit n decided hey we shld be frens! WAHAHA So i decided to add her,doesn`t hurt to make more frens rite? Alrite end of story!! Wanna noe more? Tune in too my blog everyday,same time,same website,same computer WAHAHA (And watch it!! Dun get over excited n piss in ur pants!!)